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Liné has fallen down a flight of steps and was found alive, but not kicking. Two ligaments in her foot were severely damaged and were unavailable for an interview at the time of this report. However Liné is still hopping through life, on crutches. She will remain in a foot brace until the 2nd of Nov.

Up north erratic movements have been found in her heart. On the 31 Aug 2007 her parents officially changed “I do” into “I don’t! You %$^&*!” They are now officially divorced. They walked down the aisle and then proceeded to walk down the court steps.

The following day a man called Simon arrested Liné. Symptoms that followed were flattering eyelids, reddening of the cheeks and slight cardio attacks. It has been reported that they are still sitting somewhere in a tree k-i-s-s-something-something-t. She has been a willing hostage for almost two months now.

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• Monty Python – The Holy Grail – Next time my brother aggravates me I’m throwing him with a cow and farting in his general direction!
• Ratatouille – I have employed my own personal cooking rat chef. He is residing on my spice rack in my kitchen. (You can get one at Toys R us – they are travel size for your convenience)
• SexGod – Rob Bell - leather, whips and lipstick the Christian way
• Boy meet Girl – Joshua Harris – Phone me if this works for you. No don’t worry you wont need my number.
• The Curious Incident of the Dog in the night-time – Mark Haddon – It is like a primary number – scares, unique and almost irresolvable
• Why you act the way you do – Tim la Haye – So I am an outgoing, talkative, compassionate, unstable enthusiast and you?